It's raining #boohiss

It's quite upsetting how much power the rain has over my extracurricular activities. While tonight is only Thursday (aka Friday Eve) I was actually contemplating going to RO for some $2 u call its and free apps at BlackFinn with a frand of mine from hs/CMU days. BUT then it had to go and start raining, and after I walked out of the cognitive testing I partook in for some aging brain research at WSU, a warm bed and some snuggly blankets started sounding a helluva lot better than potentially getting into way too much trouble with those u call its. One could only imagine the shenanigans I could have gotten myself into tonight had I opted that route, and one can only imagine my cognition when I rolled into work tomorrow morning. Yes, I may have taken the lame route once again, but I'm going to pat myself on the back when I wake up and not be a stupor beast.

Honestly, I find myself much more fun on the weekends, where lately I've been gallivanting to the wee hours of the next day. This is because I don't have to worry about the consequences of having to wake up early and put on my big girl pants to go to work. I can sleep in as late as I want, roll out of bed a hot mess, and stumble about in my comfy pants all day long. Go ahead and judge me... because this girl doesn't give a fuck. That's right. There are no fucks given when the clock strikes 5:30 PM on Friday (well, until the depression of Sunday evening and Monday morning looms in on you... but that's besides the point). If my night consists of a Matsumoto Motto adventure, I will even do the drive of shame if I have to (which I am finding I've become rather stellar at) and sneak out so I can crawl into the comfiness that is my own bed and you'll never know what hit you. BOOM! You wake up and don't know what just happened. Where'd she go? You may never know. And don't try to find out because if you do I might have to kill you. Be forewarned... and be afraid. Unless you bring me pancakes, and then I'll be your bff. 

Speaking of pancakes, tomorrow is Friday and not only will I get down on it, but I might even contemplate having myself a flapjack to begin the movement #flapjackfriday. Not in the morning of course, but well after happy hour and my nightly shenanigans have commenced. Seriously though, I've been wanting pancakes for the last few weeks and I think it's about time I ate me some pancakes.

Meh. It's still raining. #boohiss 

It's prolly not any good that these off-brand Tylenol pms aka Kirkland from Costco are starting to kick in, and I'm beginning to feel I'm headed to nonsense land #boohiss 

So, on that note, the Porks and I are going to go be snuggle buddies, and I know you're super jealous. High five!