Incident: Softball Party Celebration
Evidence: Scrapes and bruising on legs and hands, hazy recollection of the night in question, and a pounding headache
Culprit: Sake Bombs
Details: Victim arrives at location for night of joyous festivities. Being a polite guest, brings bottle of sake and Japanese beer as gift for host. Proceeds throughout afternoon mildly enjoying brews. At some point in the night, decides it is time to introduce host and other guests to the joyous beverage dubbed the "sake bomb." This is where we last see vic in coherent state of mind - what comes next is all a blur and a reenactment as told from witnesses.
Witnesses attest to vic attempting to enable others to continue to indulge in more sake bombs. When protest is given, vic insists upon sake bombage, and begins to get angry that other are not partaking. Insert CD - who steps into a time bomb explosion. Upon seeing CD enter, vic goes into a frenzy and attacks CD, taking down the coat hanger in process. Later in the evening, after vic's first failed attempt at capturing CD, attempts another sneak attack, only to fail yet again by slipping on wood floor and falling into stove. A third attempt happens even later in the evening, and while the saying goes, "the third time is a charm," vic careens off of deck for a failed third and final attempt. Distraught over three failed attempts to capture part of the minority triangle, vic decides it is a good time to bail, but is caught by host and friend. After a good, convincing conversation about why it is better to stay than to bail and the vic trying to roll the windows up in the car with her lock button, the vic calms down somewhat until the vic's phone is lost. Upon realization that the phone is missing, the vic goes into a frenzy trying to find the phone. It is later found by a friend, who got it from other party goers who were having a rather amusing time watching vic search in the grass for the phone because that is where they said it was.
Additional Details: Vic is taken away from location to another undisclosed location nearby for the remainder of the night. Further details are classified.
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